Thursday, January 05, 2006

Bryan's Top 10 Worst Songs of the Year (Edited)

10) Weezer - Beverly Hills
Bad song that was overplayed making it worse

9) Rob Thomas - Lonely No More
Doesn't this sound like a bad Enrique Iglesias song?

8) Missy Elliot - Lose Control
The hook IS a ring I had on my old cell phone. What's the matter Missy, running out of ideas?

7) The Pussycat Dolls - Don't Cha
Pussycat Dolls = Spice Girls, the b**chy return.

6) Akon - Lonely
Creepy cartoon noises + bad rapping = terrible song

5) Three Days Grace - (I Hate) Everything About You/Home
Most embarrassing lyric of the year: "By the time you come home/I'm already stoned". It doesn't rhyme and if I was a pothead, I'd feel offended.

4) Madonna - Hung Up
I know MTV and national radio was pushing this song, but did anyone actually like this crap?

3) Mariah Carey - We Belong Together
I was so relieved when Glitter tanked because I felt we'd never hear from Mariah again, so I am devastated that she's back and with a terrible song to compliment her return.

2)Lindsay Lohan - I Want You To Want Me
Lindsay Lohan has always been a terrible singer, but now she's gone too far. Take your drugs, bulimia, and terrible acting and stay away from classic rock.

1) Gwen Stefani - What You Waiting For/Rich Girl/Hollaback Girl/Cool
Well Gwen, I hope you won't need your soul and respectability in hell after coming out with four absolutely terrible songs.

2 Comments:

At 9:07 PM, Blogger Rachel said...

HAhaha. I agree and love the comments.. I know there are even worse songs for this summer.. such as the over played Cure song. But good list.. I will think of more later. I actually never heard that Modonna song.. may be it will give me an extra day of life!

 
At 8:38 PM, Blogger Rachel said...

my bad it wasn't the cure.. it was Collective Soul.. at least I had the 'C' right.. not that it 'c'ounts.. haha another 'C' word

 

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